You know who could really use these plots? I'm serious. You know who could take this crap material, and, without improving it all, just put it to use and make a great fucking movie?
Hardcore porn.
If you saw a hardcore porno with the exact came cliched plot, all the same stupid bullshit, all the same lazy cookie cutter scifi, but intermixed with hot hot hardcore fucking it would be the best movie ever. Nobody would criticize. There would be celebration and cheers from audiences and critics alike.
And why not? No reason not to. I Am Number Four XXX would make far more money and might win an Oscar.
Never watched Smallville.
Think of you as a conscientious voice.
Would be curious to see you back up this claim.
Hardcore porn.
If you saw a hardcore porno with the exact came cliched plot, all the same stupid bullshit, all the same lazy cookie cutter scifi, but intermixed with hot hot hardcore fucking it would be the best movie ever. Nobody would criticize. There would be celebration and cheers from audiences and critics alike.
And why not? No reason not to. I Am Number Four XXX would make far more money and might win an Oscar.
*drool*
What the hell, I can use google:
http://nymag.com/arts/books/features/694…
However, I do not recommend reading it if you have high blood pressure or anger management issues. God, but James Frey is an olympic-level asshole.