Battleship: A Commercial for the Navy, Based on a Board Game, Starring Rihanna

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You do know that Rihanna doesn't actually write her own songs, right?

Other than that, good review.
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Supposedly, the Peter David novelization is pretty good (if you like Peter David).
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Yeah this movie does not look good, but by my count there are 6-7 good movies to see this summer, so I wouldn't said there is a void. But to each their own.

Oh and Paul liberals can't get boners from America, Fuck Yeah Moments?
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I'm thinking it needs a cute Robot like "Twiggy" from Buck Rogers.. or Shia Labeouf
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So..It's not as good as Top Gun? I mean I wanted to join the Navy after seeing Top Gun in high school. Though not to serve my country..more like to serve...nevermind
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When even the trailer for a movie makes me cringe, I take that as a bad sign. I will pass on this one.

I already have a boner for Prometheus, which looks !000% better than this piece of shit.
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@3 Die in a fire you disgusting, servile sycophant.

And indeed Paul, that was precisely where I stopped reading.
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@7 Seriously?
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Because my life is empty, I watched a reality show called "Dream Machines" a couple nights ago (brothers have family business doing amazing things with steel and machinery and building vehicles! original TV!). Peter Berg called and asked them to build a special vehicle just for the Battleship Premiere (it was a badass car, although destined to never be used again). Berg came across as the living embodiment of the movie you just described. A charisma-lacking, personality-deprived douchefuck with dead eyes.
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I miss Lindy's reviews.
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Lindy's take on Sex and the City II was the best film review ever!
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I was so shocked this movie was so good! I had no idea it was going to be that good. If you are a Sci fi lover, you'll just die. I give it four stars. A must see.