If you've ever played soccer in your youth, can you stand watching a film in which beautiful-looking but completely unathletic and uncoordinated actors with two feet that have not yet met are pretending to be the members of the U.S. National Team and winning the World Cup?

Saw the preview, and these four actors, as accomplished as they are, cannot even pretend to play a stringed instrument and pass a third-grade music class pop quiz.

Watching this will be painful for anyone who's been to a concert and seen real classical musicians. Fortunately that rules out 96% of the general population, but about 65% of this film's target audience will find their fake violin/viola/cello playing dreadful and totally distracting.