i wrote for my high school newspaper, too. is that your target audience? this is borderline short bus filler material. and, yes, you should have chosen a different breading option for the spam.
I can't really blame Jen here- the mention of Dante's makes my skin crawl, too. Jen just sounds like a miserable person who holds everyone else in contempt for her lack of ambition and subsequent success. Bet she's a firecracker in bed, though, barring horrible disfigurement, which would also explain her nasty disposition.
ahem...
having been on the working end of those type of fryers for way too many frikkin hours, the odd notion to just start pitching things in does come over you. You hear good things about twinkys.
But my two personal favs were apples... and for more haute... a fried egg. Simply crack egg into deep fryer and you get a visually stunning, if not terribly appealing, bit of protein.
Oh, and sometimes the apples do pop a bit. But I wish I was there for the tilapia.
having been on the working end of those type of fryers for way too many frikkin hours, the odd notion to just start pitching things in does come over you. You hear good things about twinkys.
But my two personal favs were apples... and for more haute... a fried egg. Simply crack egg into deep fryer and you get a visually stunning, if not terribly appealing, bit of protein.
Oh, and sometimes the apples do pop a bit. But I wish I was there for the tilapia.