Let's just get this out of the way: As many news outlets are reporting, yesterday President Obama ordered a hamburger with spicy mustard. And last night, FOX's Sean Hannity had something to say about it:

No doubt the majority of you are wondering, "This is news?" But for the wingnut right, the question is "Why isn't there MORE news about this?!?!"

God bless America.

UPDATE: Gold-star comment from Max Solomon: "BTW, mayonnaise is a French word, too." (And a much Frenchier word than "Dijon," if you ask me.)