I looooove Dominic's writing. Thanks for the link. I'm glad he admits that he's a pig, he considers being "wasted" a special occasion (what does 'special' mean these confounding days?), and the lovely use of Byzantine, with a capital B no less.
from a a real authentic reviewer:

"Byzantine saved my life, my marriage - I'd tried Zoloft, Paxil and several others, and all I can say is that Byzantine is like Superman to my Lois. And only a few side effects!"