KFC is now advertising the Double Down "sandwich" on college co-ed's rear ends ("in order to reach their 'key target of young men'"—lesbian co-eds who get attracted to a bunless experience are apparently collateral damage).

The young women human ass-billboards get $500 for rental of their posteriors and handing out KFC coupons, which at book-buying time has got to sound pretty good for just a little degradation.

Let the punny headlines begin now.

Also: Why doesn't this place ("Home of the fabled Ass Juice" since 1992) sue KFC for stealing its name?

Thanks, Slog tipper Charles.