The Super Bowl exists, primarily, as an opportunity to make and consume buffalo wings (hot sauce, butter, oregano, garlic, etc.). This is not in dispute. But what is disputed (by evil heretics who hate America) is the appropriate condiment for these wings. Some people think it's acceptable to serve a buffalo wings with ranch dressing. Ranch! (Or as some folks call it, "ranch sauce.") Ranch can be great, but—on the subject of the wings—these people are clearly wrong, right?