A few days ago, we learned that "Pork: The Other White Meat" is no more. In its stead, the geniuses at the National Pork Board (real name!) came up with the new tagline:

Here at Slog, we can do better (than anyone, and especially better than the geniuses at the National Pork Board)—so, which of your many brilliant suggestions will become the new-new pork tagline?*

*Pork-tagline candidates have been selected somewhat at random, as the !@#$%!@! Slog poll interface only allows so many possible answers. Slog polls are, as always, legally binding.