I saw that this morning. How long do you think before the parks department pulls that bullshit down. I mean. Seriously? Does anybody honestly think camping up in the trees is a workable idea in public parks?

The first one of these kids to accidentally hang himself or bring a tree limb down on somebody and there goes the arborist budget for the parks. For fuck sake.

I like the shared imagery of the burrito and the hammock.

That's be like trying to drink a coffee while on a swing. No way you're not going to be wearing half of it.

My experiences with hammocks have mostly left me ambivalent.

In Soviet park, hammock makes burrito out of YOU!

Eating a burrito in a hammock is new levels of "I don't give a fuck, nor do I have any intention of giving a fuck in the future."

So he managed to get his bike up there, but he can't manage a burrito? Must have been a really fatty burrito.

the unfortunate part is that he was talking about a banana hammock

Hammock Man. That's the next step in human evolution after Java Man and Altamura Man, right?

With all that ingenuity, ya'd think Hammocking Man could've improvised a remotely activated burrito catapult.

Or, you know, some kind of a bag.

@10,11,12 - counterintuitive to how this sentence sounds; this man isn't eating a burrito high up in a tree hammock because he has it all sorted out.

@13 ftw; thanks.