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1
Only if I can go there at 2AM, like the illustrious Compton-based food critic Ice Cube did on his good day.
2
You forgot the option: What is a Fatburger?
3
Consider this my nuanced, thoughtful failure to give any fucks.
4
Given you've got Red Mill, who cares?

Also: has Rounds made it up there yet? Much better fast-food-chain actual-decent-burger concept.
5
Just started going to the one in Alderwood. You can taste the beef quite well. The rest is meh. It's got a 5 Guys vibe (loud oldies jukebox, cashier yelling orders, etc.), without the sacks of potatoes and peanuts sitting around.
6
For a large chain burger-joint, Fatburger is close to as good as you can do. There are worse things. Yay.
7
Beefalo is the only way to go.

That said, yay.
8
catburger has yummy fries!
9
I wish Seattle could get a nations, but it never will, so I wish Seattle could get a Kasper's, but it never will, so I guess I would like a JolliBee, which we could get, but likely won't, so Fatburger isn't all bad, pretty good in fact.
10
sorry...just not into fast food or burger joints...what is this? tulsa?
11
As a (returned) Seattle native whose career took me to L.A. for 25 years, I adored the original Fatburger (near Beverly Center on La Cienega) before it became a chain. However, the chain has a shocking lack of consistency...no quality control, so it can range from fantastic to awful. Therefore, it's a crap shoot. Would definitely prefer an In-N-Out!! And don't even mention Dicks...you can't even get a friggin slice of tomato on those awful things. Gimme an Animal Style ANYTIME!!!
12
Really? Nobody?

.. But I'm fly at Fatburger when I'm way out west.
13
When I worked in Bellevue I'd hit up Fatburger sometimes. Gardenburger with guac and a fried egg for lunch and you'd have enough calories to last late into the evening and it was tasty too. I approve.
14
Hate the name and think it's stupid, but it's better than 5 Guys and cheaper, and most importantly, they sell beer (and have beer specials), at least at the one in AZ I used to go to. Will still likely go to Kidd Valley (and will forever miss their teenage runaway/Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver sitting on a bun sign) but would definitely hit Fatburger if I was near Alki.
15
I actually appreciate the promise of onion rings made with real onions. There are so many diners and fast food restaurants that use those crappy onion rings made from minced onion pieces. Just like I like to know whether the lemonade served somewhere is actually made from lemons and sugar, or if it comes from the fountain.
16
Oh boy, international casual dining chain restaurants, maybe we can get another Cheesecake Factory.
17
@ 16

Your post reminds me of that old Simpsons episode...

"Dude are you being ironic?"

"I don't even know anymore."

Lighten up.
18
Fatburger is better than most fast food. I was reminded a bit of Fatburger when I got a late night at that place next door to Baltic. Only Fatburger would have been half the cost.

@11, if you say that about Dick's you're not native. Stfu. I think I'll walk over and get a deluxe with shake.
19
People should be allowed to eat whatever crap or use whatever drugs they desire but even that other so cal burger chain is superior to Fatburger. Maybe they should open a Pink's here.

Burgermaster is infinitely better tasting than either but the atmosphere doesn't suit everyone. I prefer dicks (the drive-in) to most of these type places. Life is a series of trade-offs, throwing whatever weight you have, or think you have, behind the least objectionable choices.

Was that sufficiently nuanced? I prefer Goldy's opinion.
20
Anything is better than the shit that is Dick's. Small portions, no choice. I guess they take care of the staff so it's semi-justifiable.
21
Just what you've all been waiting for... my personal ranking of fast food burgers!

1 Red Mill
2 Dicks
3 BurgerMaster
4 Kidd Valley
5 Five Guys
6 Wendy's
7 In n Out
8 Carls Jr
9 Burger King
10 Jack in the Box
11 Dairy Queen
12 anything else
13 McDonalds
22
@17: Don't mind me, I'm holding out for White Castle.
23
Five Guys offends my tender aesthetic sensibilities. But if it didn't involve actually going inside, I'd be fine with it.

Otherwise, Shake Shack.
24
#18 I definitely AM a native and yeah, I was a Dick's fan until I was introduced to the sublime pleasure that is In-N-Out. Spoiled me forever. Now Dicks just seems almost as bad as MacDonalds (except the shakes) because there's no way to unlearn the In-N-Out experience. And you still can't get tomato at Dick;s, (gratis at In-N-Out) their lettuce is chopped (In-N-Out is leafed) Onions, if on your Dicks order have been minced god knows when, where as sliced and/or grilled onion at In-N-Out is gratis.

Every one of my Seattle friends that came down to visit while I was living in L.A. totally agreed that Dick absolutely sucks compared to In-N-Out upon having both experiences.

SO, # 18...have you ever even HAD an In-N-Out burger? Best cheap burger on the planet hands down. By the way, their fries are also hand cut on the premises like Dicks NOTHING except the shakes and the ice in your drink has EVER been frozen, every thing is made to order, oh, can you order cheese fries at Dicks? Can you get your patties grilled in mustard? ...well peruse the "hidden menu" In-N-Out blows Dick's into the trash can in comparison yet at the same price point.
25
Red Mill is ordinary. Dick's...I'd sooner eat at Burger King that is to say, never. (Heresy...pitchforks....get you ass to a real burger town and see the truth.)

that said, IMO, Fatburger is better than the revered in-n-out. You can get a fried egg on your fatburger if you want to wave the middle finger at heart disease.
26
I'd rather have a Sonic, though I doubt I'd eat at either.
27
Dicks has to be in the top spot followed by In and Out and then Red Mill.

If I want a chain burger I'll to to McDonalds first then Burger King then Wendys.

I heard Seattle might get a Chick Fil A
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/C…

28
I went to one in L.A. once and it was pretty delicious.
29
Hell nay
30
@24 I'd rank Fatburger above In-n-Out, and that's partly because you don't have to deal with the Christian bullshit (bible verses stamped on every napkin, cup, etc.).
31
until we get an IN-N-OUT burger joint, STFU about burgers
32
You can get a burger with bacon and onion rings on it. This is the best way to eat onion rings.

Not as good as Carls jr, but they win for customization.
33
Semi yay. I mean, good stuff Fatburger (not nearly as good as In-n-Out). That said, Red Mill is so overrated and the no cards only cash hijacking they do is just plain offensive.

FYI, thee best onion ring in town is at the Jolly Roger. HANDS DOWN! Real onions. And a damn good choice of sliders.
34
@33 I'll have to try the Jolly Roger then, because I can not recall ever having onion rings better than those I have had on several trips to the Federal Way Fatburger.

The fact that it is pretty damn sad that "onion rings made from real onions" is a powerful selling point, reflects more on us as consumers than it does negatively on Fatburger, and this point makes me sad, too.

Lastly, there are all sorts of classes of burgers and burger joints; the fact that 5 Guys trys to be one type while only having processed cheese, puts them in the "too stupid to live" classification, even though they do many things well.
35
Since the Pepperdock changed hands, their quality has gone downhill and there's not really a decent burger joint down by the beach. Maybe a Fatburger next door will get them to up their game.

Now if Zippy's in White Center wanted to open a second location on Alki, our burger dreams would come true.
36
My Universal Theory of Dicks (*snicker*): Only people who find themselves standing in line at midnight, drunk out of their minds, rate Dick's as Seattle's best burger.
37
I'm waiting for Burgerville to migrate north of Centralia. Rosemary fries, huckleberry milkshakes, Tillamook cheese burgers. Yummy.
38
I would seriously shank a man right now for a Burgerville hazelnut milkshake.
39
@4, No Red Mill in West Seattle and the closest one is too far away to bother unless you happen to be in those neighborhoods for some reason.

@22, They're in the Frozen Food section at the local chain supermarkets.

I tried a Fatburger at the bite of seattle a few years ago---it struck me as a tastier Wendy's burger. Bring it on to Alki. Hopefully the service will be faster than Zippy's.
40
global warming save the planet by riding bikes kill the cars blah blah blah.

seattle would do a lot more for the planet by banning beef consumption

we're fucked...
41
It's just a fucking fast food hamburger.
42
Burgerville - seconded! I'm not really a fan of Fatburger as I'm not partial to mustard on my burger (I may try again and have 'em leave it off).
43
I've never been, and as long as Rain City Burgers is around, I'll never have to!
44
Frankly, it seems a little silly to compare all burger joints in one basket. There seem to be about three tiers...

lowest price. Macs, In-N-Out, Dicks, etc.

Mid range: Fatburger, Five Guys etc

High Priced...the gourmet burger joints.

Seems like perhaps we're comparing Volkswagens to Mercedes here?
45
Every time I put Dicks in my mouth, I wish I was getting a little In-n-Out.

46
^^^ applause
47
@9, seattle has a jolibee, and what the fuck is wrong with you that you think jolibee is anything other than total shite? that place is disgusting.
48
@1, @45: Exceptional work.
49
@39: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, not at all the same as any White Castle/Krystal I've had in person.

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