Chuck Norris chickened out of this contest when he heard Paul Constant was going to be in town.

Oh man, that takes care of my lunch/dinner plans for tomorrow/forever.

man that is the nastiest pier on the waterfront.

I had a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Just one little sandwich. And now I feel like one of those pythons that ate a whole pig and doesn't need to eat again for a month. I have no grasp of how someone can eat a ton of food in one go.