Capitol Hill has been happily misspending its time for two full decades now under the baleful watch of the taxidermied buffalo at Linda’s. So many pitchers of beer! And shots! And games of pool! And the faux-western thing is thoroughly worn in—enough so that it feels as real as anything does these days. Say happy birthday with happy hour all night tonight—including cheap drinks and hamburgers (motto: “Our meat is drug free, so you don’t have to be”)—plus music from DJ Curtis and Stranger contributor Derek Erdman. (Linda’s Tavern, 707 E Pine St, 325-1220, 4 pm–2 am, 21+)