Food & Drink Sep 14, 2014 at 3:59 pm

Forget Pumpkin Spice and Caramel Apple: Jesus Is the Flavor of the Season

Megan Seling
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1
Slide the seed of Jesus down your throat.
Banna on September 14, 2014 at 4:16 PM Report this
2
Mmm, yeah. Get some of Jesus' seed inside of you. Deep. So deep.
disintegrator on September 14, 2014 at 5:17 PM Report this
3
This bread is my flesh; this wine is my blood; this seed is my... well...
sirkowski on September 14, 2014 at 5:46 PM Report this
4
Thank you, @3
mr. herriman on September 14, 2014 at 6:17 PM Report this
5
Until I can get a fahkin Jesus Seed Frappaccino it's clearly a media orchestrated war on Hesus Harvest Season!
on September 14, 2014 at 7:14 PM Report this
6
Gives a bright new meaning to mother's oft-repeated "Sweet Jesus" when she was angry or out of patience.
Calpete on September 14, 2014 at 7:57 PM Report this
7
Some enterprising atheist should market Halloween candy with anti-Biblical slogans, like:

Slavery is wrong.

Don't kill your kids.

Don't sell your daughter into prostitution.

etc.
butterw on September 14, 2014 at 8:22 PM Report this
8
Kids will be begging for boxes of raisins instead.
Gern Blanston on September 14, 2014 at 8:56 PM Report this
9
It's candy corn. Candy corn comes from Satan's own candy factory. Candy corn is unholy.

I would be begging for boxes of raisins myself.
originalcinner on September 14, 2014 at 9:11 PM Report this
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I find myself strangely arou… alarmed.
rob! on September 14, 2014 at 9:21 PM Report this
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http://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk
restlessnative on September 14, 2014 at 10:31 PM Report this
12
I tried them. They make you go blind.
Pope Peabrain on September 15, 2014 at 12:52 AM Report this
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But then they make you see again, only better.
stonato on September 15, 2014 at 5:41 AM Report this
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@9. I agree with your Satanic assessment. There is something deeply unnatural about candy corn.
Clayton on September 15, 2014 at 5:42 AM Report this
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Did you actually find these holy sugar morsels in Seattle? Or was this pic taken in, like, Alabama or someplace in the bible belt?

Source, please.
Reverse Polarity on September 15, 2014 at 6:14 AM Report this
16
Well that explains why candy corn tastes like shit.
Root on September 15, 2014 at 6:23 AM Report this
17
If you plant one, can you grow a Jesus?
Catalina Vel-DuRay on September 15, 2014 at 6:54 AM Report this
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@17 You can bet they won't grow a fig tree.
Pope Peabrain on September 15, 2014 at 7:51 AM Report this
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Candy corn is not a food product. It is an art supply.
Like Peeps.
Lissa on September 15, 2014 at 8:33 AM Report this
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So, if you spill a packet of Jesus Seeds on the ground by accident, is that considered an abomination? And can you be put to death by stoning for it?
COMTE on September 15, 2014 at 10:21 AM Report this
21
Just try poking fun at Allah Harvest Seeds and ISIS will come after you.
raindrop on September 15, 2014 at 11:09 AM Report this
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@ 21 - Ok, here goes...

Allah Harvest seeds? Good luck getting those past TSC! Eww, tastes like car bomb! Death to Isr...

hold on there's someone at the door...
longball on September 15, 2014 at 2:01 PM Report this

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