Man, this is worse than the justly much-vilified, thankfully-absent-this-weekend Bartender Crush.

If that $91,000 included the password for their Yelp! merchant page, it was a total steal.

That's funny @2.

@1, you spoke too soon... or alerted them to the oversight.

Looking forward to Mitt Romney'ed Paseo sandwiches.

@5

Maybe that's the kind of sleazy shit that got them in trouble in the first place.

Wait. Cuban food? That's a known thing. You can look it up. Anyone who can cook and remembers Paseo's food should be able to start with a standard recipe (you know, like from a book -- one of those paper things where the pages are all bound together along one edge between covers that open) and tweak it to duplicate what the restaurant served.

What number 7 said plus a ton of aioli.