So basically, it's just chicken and dumplings...

DO NOT try the pizza soup. Could be part of the same company, but it tasted too much like Chef Boyardee. blech.

Campbell's Chunky Chicken Corn Chowder, with some sriracha sauce, is a staple for me... can't vouch for the others. Don't let the rabble get to you, Christopher - eat what you like.

And only 300 times the salt content of an actual chicken pot pie!

It's a slippery slope, Frizzelle, and you've already put both feet on it.
Might as well just go and try the "Cheeseburger Hearts" or whatever they are.
You are already going to Hell, what do you have to lose?

A salt lick would suffice in case they stop making this "soup".

@4:

Home made, sure. But, if it's a processed, frozen CPP I'll bet the sodium content is about equal.

BTW I just saw "French Toast" flavored bagels at the store. Did not buy them.

I know it is hard in today's hipster chic mindset, but it is still ok to like things.

Go ahead and try liking things sometimes, guys. Even things you are not "supposed" to. It can be pretty nice.

@3 - me too!