I liked it.

Arby's is my favorite fast food joint though I don't go there often (twice a year?), but it's still fast food. I would never order anything but their mainstays. Roast beef sandwiches, that's it.

Can you interview one of the workers there? I'd read that too.

You sound like a pretentious fop. Also, it sounds like you had enough preconceived notions regarding this sandwich that an objective,
forthwrite review would be an impossibility ("revulsion compelled you" indeed (also, no one cares about your precious lunch routine. At all.)) I quite liked the sandwich. And it's perfectly ok that you did not, of course. But it was certainly not vile. Brevity is the source of wit. You have neither.

Post a picture of the poop it produced as a follow up piece.

When are we all going to start being honest about New Zealand?

I absolutely love venison. However I was unable to try this sandwich, I'll thank work for that. I do have a question for you. Have you ever had venison before (specifically wild venison)? And if so did you enjoy?

Why thank you!

I will print out this review and if I need to lose weight I’ll just read this foul, awful story.

YCCH!

I no longer eat beef, but I still remember the meat in Arby's roast beef sandwich seeming to be about 90% water.

On the other hand, their fish sandwich is the best fast food fried fish sandwich, hands down. Go figure.

Arby's started out serving real roast beef; i.e, not the rolled, reconstituted, adulterated version, but *real*, f'in great slices of actual roast beef. No surprise that their latest excursion into 'real' meat is a fraud...

"Welp" sounds like puppies were eaten. How about using "Well" next time?

I thought it was pretty good. And I also worked at Arby's for a few years in the late 1970's -- I know how the food is prepared, and I still like it.

@12 is right. They were very good.

Still have no desire to eat venison, which I had a lot of growing up.