I LOVE that William Von Schneidau regrets not burning his toe tops. I haven't been to his establishment, but I respect his priorities enough to find it and give it a try.
I regret that I live in a city that would rather have chi-chi ice cream shops and bubble tea places than an old fashioned drugstore soda fountain. Is Big Scoop at Mount Vernon the only place within two hours' distance?
Thanks for rubbing it in Ethan- you smug bastard.