Hey, Brendan, we're 6 paragraphs into this "review" before you mention the actual food on the menu. From what you finally get around to saying, I'm left with the impression that this place is expensive and all about appearances. Is that what you wanted to convey?
A. I really hope Daniel Tosh made that other comment, B. it takes approximately 10 seconds to 1 min (depending on your internet connection) to look up the word bukkake... I hope the editor remembers the moment where they gave this article the thumbs up.