I've always liked the smell of my own farts. If I'm alone, I'll even fan the fart up to my nose with my hand so I can get the full odor right in my nostrils. Is this normal? My ultimate fantasy is to have Charles Mudede fart in my face.

I'm hoping and praying that this is something that The Stranger will auction off next time some lame Socialist cause tickles Mudede's or that Fag Savage get's a hard-on.