Food & Drink Dec 4, 2013 at 4:00 am

The Call of the Duck Dynasty Wine

Charles Mudede

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1
berries don't grow on trees, dipshit.
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@1 I hope his error ruined your day.
3
@1 Actually some do. Mulberries. (And, yes, they make great pies.) Ever been to the South?
4
I miss Drikning with Charlse Mudede.
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I guess there's an industry that does nothing but matches scripted "reality" television actors up with products to brand.
6
Charles how can you not get Duck Dynasty? It is all there right in front of you. Your the Stranger's left wing Marxist commentator and you don't get Duck Dynasty? *sigh*

Satire doesn't come from the oppressed, it comes from the privileged who realize they are unfairly privileged.

Sarcasm comes from the oppressed.

Irony mucks about mocking both.
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#3 is correct
10
Google "raccoon roundworm"

Those critters have some nasty parasites. If that guy really put a raccoon turd in his mouth, there's a none-too-small chance he's in deep shit.
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@1, Chokecherries. Elderberries.
12
Another reason I'm glad I don't have cable TV!
13
Oh god, this is such a stupid premise that I got sucked right in. Raccoon poop looks like cat poop, people. Not something that is ANYTHING like berries off a tree. Soooooo disappointing. Still, a good review by Charles.

Pictures of poop follows. Don't click it unless you need convincing that raccoon poop looks like poop.

http://www.wildlife-removal.com/raccoonp…
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@10: All this shit (no matter how banal) is staged, so I doubt it.
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Rest assured, Charles, it's all Hollywood magic. Which isn't to say that there aren't people like the duck family out there, but this particular group of capitalist aren't the raccoon-poop eatin', choke cherry-pie bakin' folk they pretend to be for a living. So it's not surprising that they've diversified and merchandised while the getting's good:

http://likes.com/media/why-duck-dynasty-…
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@15: That's hilarious, thanks. Self-ascribed "hicks" love being pandered to.

I suppose I'd take that much money to fake the trappings, too. I don't blame the actors cast to play the role.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wild_an… was a lot more fascinating and cringe-inducing than this.
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@12 For the win! It's one of my many cherished blessings, too.
18
I kicked in my teevee 14 years ago and have NEVER regretted it.

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