A vente mocha with flavoring and an extra shot is nearly $7 bucks so quit complaining.

When you're done with your $60-a-day "detoxing" juice cleanse I've got a bridge to sell you.

"There's about two pounds of produce in that drink"

I assume he meant that the juice in your drink was squeezed out of two pounds of produce? It's a somewhat meaningless statement since you don't know how much juice comes from the produce. Even Naked Juice uses a version of that line ("Naked Juice is packing in one pound of fruits or veggies in every bottle!").

Don't go to a shop that advertises juice cleanses, homeopathy, or similar bullshit and complain about the cost. You're paying for the feeling of misguided self righteousness, not the product.

If you can afford those prices you aren't being taxed enough Mr/Miss Amazon employee who lives on the hill

Oh, so the Stranger is writing advertorials now?

Oooh, a CLEANSE. Like drinking lots of water, but vastly more expensive and filled with the sweet scent of self-righteousness.

I dont get why people even pay for someone else to make their juice - just buy a juicer and make that shit yourself if you're gonna hop the band-wagon.

@11 The same reason people pay someone else to make their coffee?