At Hotel Albatross, the Tiki Drinks and Street Food Are All Over the Map

And That's Part of the Problem


Thank you captain buzzkill.
Honestly, if I wanted to escape to a tropical get away, I would've gone to the Azteca that was in it's place for its stiff and affordable margaritas and great happy hour. Now, I'll go to Senor Moose for an authentic exotic cocktail. But to replace one taco place with another one marked up over 100%? How is this appealing? Seems a bit tone deaf.
"making out with someone who doesn't speak your language."
No fucking thank you.
Facial hair, cheap beer, fixies, vinyl, and now tiki drinks. What will hipsters ruin next?
Sorry, but hipsters are last year. This place is truly bad. Whatever they are trying to do, it ain't working.