Will I wake up tomorrow to find my buttocks have at long last blossomed into something so massive it would drive Kim Kardashian into a jealous rage? Or have years of sitting on office chairs rendered by glutes as flat as roadkill? Only the stars can know!
Oh, ass-trologer, tell me what will become of my derrier today!
I want something exciting. Something new.
I want ass-trology.
Will I wake up tomorrow to find my buttocks have at long last blossomed into something so massive it would drive Kim Kardashian into a jealous rage? Or have years of sitting on office chairs rendered by glutes as flat as roadkill? Only the stars can know!
Oh, ass-trologer, tell me what will become of my derrier today!