Additional qualifications include:

Commitment to the truth

Attention to details

Correct your mistakes

Breathlessly awaiting the credible objectivity.

You should contact @DivestSPD

@3,

You could check the masthead. Though this would require the effort and intelligence of an eight year old, and so I'll save you the tortured frustration that the endeavor would surely cause and let you know that they did not.

@5. You are assuming that this rag actually updates things like the masthead in real time. Kinda like not telling readers what happened to afternoon SLOG

Excelsior, Will!

@5 You mean the masthead that still lists no editor and shows Rich as Associate?

Well at least they pay a living wage.

LOVE to give it a Shot!
now if Only I were
a Criminal

can y'all use a good
psycho therapist?