We this certainly could be used as evidence for the defense in most "sexual discrimination" claims. I'd be willing to be she ends up losing it, makes an awkward and unwanted advance, gets caught, blames the poor schmuck who ends up on the evening news with an attempted rape conviction and divorce papers in hand that restricts him from seeing his own children, like forever. Because when women dont get what they want they start trying to make coats out of innocent dalmations.

Why is everyone assuming a women wrote this? Have they forgotten about this portion of the population known as 'gay men'. I'm not discrediting that it has to be a man or denying that it might be a woman, but to everyone immediately jumping up and assuming all women desire to sleep with their boss, watch out your victim blaming is showing.

Hey Anon - just a quick word of advice. Fantasies rarely come true. You imagine this guy doing exactly, precisely what you want him to and, frankly, that never happens in real life. In real life, people have their own experience to bring to the table and even if you told him, "Do me thusly" and spelled it out for him and provided him with a flashlight and a map he still might not be able to find his way. For example, you said you wanted him to bend you over his desk and take you from behind, "hard and fast" but perhaps he doesn't come from "hard and fast", maybe he's a submissive, he could have a penis too small to make that position work, or maybe he's simply too awkward and inexperienced to do that to anyone. Think about that, and then multiply it by everything you want him to do to you, and make it double for everything you want to do to him.

Of course, there's no way to tell if he's into whatever you have been fantasizing about and, unless you've ever been with a married man (!!) you have no way to understand the crushing guilt of a hidden affair and the heartache you'll experience starting about 30 minutes after he leaves your bed and goes home to his wife and which will continue until your anxiety-ridden mind hears from him again It'll be like taking drugs - you'll need more and more to feel 'right'. Plus, where will it end - with you heartbroken or with his divorce? Look into the statistics and then think about that for a while, too.

Starters: Rename your vibe, from "Naked Boss" to "Ted Cruz", or whatever. Just a thought.

@6 Good thought. Or imagine him as orange-faced Donald Drumpf saying, :Ya fired,"

Anon #4 has a point. Maybe trying thinking of your boss being really rude and annoying instead of as the perfect lover who always says the right things. Think of him being rude to the wait staff, insulting your mother, leaving his socks outside the hamper and leaving you a sink full of dirty dishes. See if that helps kill your crush.

@3 Because men, gay or hetero, don't typically masturbate with a vibrator (or give it a name if they do). It can be done of course but at some point you play the odds when reading and stop worrying about accidentally triggering concern trolls like you. You're using "blaming the victim" incorrectly as well. There is no victim here, just a gal who has the hots for her boss.

@9, The fact that women are the ones portrayed (almost exclusively) as sexual deviants and seducers doesn't make them a victim? Its the stereotype of it all that makes this go from being someone lusting after their boss to a bunch of fuck-hungry bros assuming all women feel that way. That's why (and call me crazy) there tend to be more men who commit sexual harassment than women however women get told 'they asked for it'. Next time I'll lose smaller words for you (because apparently you don't understand basic English) and I guess you better invest in a vibe because you need a good ass-fuck to loosen self-righteous stick jammed up your ass.

give him pastries and doughnuts every day. then he'll get fat; then you won't want to see him naked. but you're going to have to work at this.

@11: women are the ones almost exclusively portrayed as sexual deviants? I don't want to call you crazy; did you mean to type "gay men" there?

@3 Sure, maybe you're right, despite the vibrator and naming it.

@11 Uh, OK man, now I'm fine with just calling you crazy, per your parenthetical.

Why don't you channel your fantasies into your spouse? After all -- YOU ARE MARRIED! Don't laugh, try it. Pretend it. Sometimes the feelings follow the behavior. Enjoy your robust libido in heathy ways and treat your boss, spouse, and above all yourself with the respect that you all deserve.

Sometimes you just have to say "no" to yourself. This is one of those times.

@2, and killed.

@3: "Why is everyone assuming a women wrote this? Have they forgotten about this portion of the population known as 'gay men'."

It would be especially odd for a gay man to select the "Boss Naked" vibrator, which was designed specifically for G-spot stimulation.

"...but to everyone immediately jumping up and assuming all women desire to sleep with their boss, watch out your victim blaming is showing."

Literally no one in this comment section has assumed all women desire to sleep with their boss. We're just acknowledging that this particular Anonymous writer does. Watch out, your projection is showing.

@11: "The fact that women are the ones portrayed (almost exclusively) as sexual deviants and seducers doesn't make them a victim?"

Right, because in 50 Shades, Anastasia is a big ol' pervert while Christian Grey is a sweet, innocent...oh, wait. Ahem. Well, Candy and Justine are certainly massive deviants and seducers who...what's that, they're portrayed as largely innocent victims of circumstance set upon by a society of male predators? Damn. Uhhh...well, Wanda of Venus in Furs is a dirty female dominant who...is...er, weirded out and reluctant when a male submissive comes begging for punishment.

Well, that exclusive bit was accurate! There are certainly no male seducers! Except, er, James Bond, Don Juan, Casanova...

Heck, the few great female seducers I can think of (e.g. Cleopatra) were using sex as a means to power, not seeking dick for dick's own sake.

I'm not seeing it. The literal only place I've ever seen this so-called "stereotype" of women who are just sitting around, stewing in heat, ready to hop on the next dick they see is in porn. ("Oh, hey there Mr. Pizza Delivery/ Pool Boy/ Plumber...") And such porn plots are widely considered ridiculous and understood to be pure fantasy.

"Its the stereotype of it all that makes this go from being someone lusting after their boss to a bunch of fuck-hungry bros assuming all women feel that way. That's why (and call me crazy) there tend to be more men who commit sexual harassment than women however women get told 'they asked for it'."

First of all, saying we can't acknowledge a single incident because it embodies a stereotype is absurd. "Oh, we can't report that the suspect in this robbery is a young black male! That embodies a stereotype! Let's not release a description to the public of this suspect because it will perpetuate a negative stereotype." -_-

Secondly, it's not stereotypes that make thirsty men assume women are just aching to be fucked. It's the very thing that seems to be your problem: projection. They want the woman, and they project their desire onto her. That's why studies show that a man is far more likely to assume a woman is attracted to him if he considers her attractive, and if he's especially horny. It's not some social stereotype brainwashing he guy. He's just projecting his own desire onto her.

"...you need a good ass-fuck to loosen self-righteous stick jammed up your ass."

There's that projection AGAIN! Wow, you're on a roll!

@4 - or he could be into surprise buttsex. Surprise!

She could get one of these:

http://pavlok.com/

And then zap herself everything she thinks of him or sees him.

Perhaps Anonymous could try role playing this scene with her husband (without confiding to much of the background details, assuming they don't discuss their crushes). Anonymous could dress up in her work clothes and play out this scene somewhere other than their home. Her fantasy is being bent over and taken from behind so that lends itself to pretending her husband isn't her husband.

@3 do gay men typically use vibrators?

@17 I think the female seductress you are looking (who does it for the dick's sake) for the is the TV persona of Nicki Minaj