Hey, fuckboy at my college who decided it's acceptable to take pictures of strangers as they walk to class: FUCK YOU. Fuck you for when you refused to delete the picture after I demanded you delete it. Fuck you for when I asked why not and you immediately got defensive telling me you "wouldn't use it to masturbate." (That's not the first thing that came to my mind, but now I'm concerned.) Fuck you for demanding I ask nicely if I wanted you to delete the picture while you couldn't be bothered to show the same courtesy. Fuck you for deleting the photo while proceeding to tell me because it was a public college you had every right to take my picture. You don't. Finally, fuck me because I was too afraid to report you afterward. Fuck it all. I'm too tired for this shit.


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