My wife, the dogs, and I were having a nice walk along the trail that circles the park. Both dogs were leashed and fully in our control. We stopped to let our French bulldog poop and, being a responsible dog owner, my wife was bagging it while I kept an eye on our English bulldog. From out of nowhere, I hear a woman behind us ordering my wife to move our Frenchie out of her way. I turned around, and this woman yelled at me, "Sir, pull your dog back. I have mace and I will use it." She then thrust her can of mace in my dog's face. I just stood there stunned as she slow-jogged by me with her mace pointed at my dog and me. What kind of horrible sociopath threatens to mace a harmless, sweet, goofy, confused rescue dog? The only thing you did right was not pull that trigger. Your can of mace wasn't big enough to keep my enraged wife from whuppin' your ass!

—Anonymous

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