Arthur the Ziff lurks in Ballard? DULY NOTED.

Anonymous, you make my day. Your cool puncturing of the guy's ignorant Freudisms was
elegant, and you stayed right where you wanted to be. A less brave person would
have scuttled away....as #2 wanted you to do. (By the way, #2, the women's suffrage era
is closer to 200 years than 100. Oh, and we're not done yet!) In the picture, the boor's
dick looks really small. Freud did have some worthwhile theories about compensation.

...And the thing is, all she said before that was "do you know where the Underground Tour starts?"

Let me understand. A rando started yelling at you about your supposed Freudian dick envy, while you sat on bench. This is a thing that happens in real life? Did you at any point stand on the bench and announce something to the effect of wanting a penis?? No? What is your life. Well handled. If it were me, someone may be missing that beloved dick...and the turtleneck.

Huh? I feel like I'm missing something. *cough*

crazy bus stop encounter 101

Did he really have on a turtleneck, or was that a subtle way of explaining that his pants were so tight you could tell her was uncircumcised?

Did he really have on a turtleneck, or was that a subtle way of explaining that his pants were so tight you could tell he was uncircumcised?

sounds like a 1st date gone wrong

It's terrible if it's true & whether yeller said anything about women, men, penises etc

@12 - The default value for I Anonymous is false.

"Outré," there's a fancy word I haven't encountered before.

@9: Well, the LW does mention a golden zipper holding it together, so if it was a euphemism, not only was he wearing really tight pants, they were also pretty damn shear, since she could tell the metal used in the Prince Albert(?).

Thats almost as bad as the idiot on 4th & Pike w/ the Adolf mustache fascist saluting strangers preaching how Hitler was actually a great guy with his Jesus is Weed sign.

Yeah, this really happened.

This person seems to be attempting to deal with penocentric anxiety by being a huge schmuck.

You should have yelled "your right!" and grab that penis and do a Bobbitt Procedure and toss in the bushes.

I would have said, "Don't be silly! I can buy as many penises as I want online. Some of them even vibrate!"