I do love Security Theatre.

Remember, it's better to 'feel' secure than to actually BE secure.

Lame

@3 - HEY NOW! That's my line.

Been a while since I've been to a stadium event, but are people walking through scanners? How are you finding these knives?

#5, that "$12 Rent-A-Cop" is definitely keeping your dumb ass
safe. Whether you deserve it or not. I Anon, your mind works
better than these Commentors want to admit. Better than
theirs, actually. If in the future you decide to do something besides
work security, I wish you success. In the meantime, keep
separating those entitled little shits from their knives. By the way,
I wonder what he intended to do with it--shuck oysters?

I agree with I, Anon. You have to be really stupid not to know to keep.your knife in your car.