Hey Peeping Tom neighbors: I'm glad that my partner and I impressed you with our loud BDSM display with a riding crop the other night. I live in an overpriced micro-studio because it's all I can afford, and we had the window open (with the curtain closed) because it was warm, not for your benefit. How about just yelling up if you can join us next time instead of coughing passive-aggressively and watching us very obviously through your window? I hope you enjoyed my girl mooning you, 'cause that's all you're gonna get from here on out.