Your drone landed in my backyard. I looked it up online, and it is an expensive model (still works fine). I also went on Nextdoor and thought about creating a post and returning it to you—but I hate posting shit on Nextdoor. About a week later, you posted about it instead. Here's the thing: You are the same asshole who yelled at my neighbor when she asked you to stop parking in front of her house every night. She's old and you're a dick. Guess I just got a free expensive ashtray.
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