Steven Weissman

Hey, I'm new working hereā€”so give me a break. Do you see me running in circles like a chicken with its head cut off? There was some confusion about vegetarian options when you'd both initially ordered dishes with meat. But neither of you was difficult, and all seemed well. I could have smiled more, I could have gotten down on my knees and blown glitter on your faces, I could have tried to read your minds and give you the most spectacular experience of your life. But I'm just a bartender. I had a hard day before coming to work. Next time, you should at least try to communicate your issue before writing "Fuck You" on a napkin and leaving it for me to find. I have no idea what I did wrong to prompt such a shitty note. Thanks for not stiffing me on the bill, though. And fuck you, too.

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