Steven Weissman

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2

But... where was the second key?

3

THIS IS WHAT I ANON IS ABOUT.

4

Even if u did borrow the sub-plot of the Caine Mutiny.

5

So the maintenance staff bears the burden of this prank.

6

What an asshole.

7

hey look, an I ANON not about people patting themselves on the back for not having children awesome!

8

Start an office rumor about the infamous Seattle "Donut Diggler." Let urban myth take her anxiety to the next level.

9

PLEASE find a way to have this person read this post. They might actually explode.

10

This idiot has too much time and not enough imagination. Stupid story, stupid IA. Try again, jackass.

11

I can't imagine how much of a loser you'd have to be to do this, and feel good about it.

12

An adult would confronted the manager or left a toxic job instead resorting to this childish passive agressive drama. There are people in this world who never get any donuts (not a metaphor) and you expect secret points for destroying a box of them. If anything I feel pity for anyone who has to manage your kind.

13

Hahaha now THAT is what I, Anonymous is all about.

14

People have way too much fucking time on their hands. And this was in the Portland Mercury, only it has been rewritten. Do the Stranger and Portland Mercury staffs have that much free time? And as for the IA who has TEN MONTHS to dedicate to this passive aggressive bullshit? Get a life! it is not your OCD manager who is the loser.

15

So the whole "I drink your bitter tears" trope is about celebrating casual cruelty, providing you're the one dishing it out? Just checking for understanding.

16

Ha ha ha ha, look at all the humorless drones on here, sputtering with outrage! Ha ha ha!

ENJOY YOUR DOOOOOONUTS!

17

Over 20 years ago, Norman Solomon observed in "The Trouble With Dilbert: How Corporate Culture Gets the Last Laugh" how people blame only those in their immediate workspace: either dullard peons or petty tyrants, for all the ills of life; instead of seeing it source as the overall economic culture imposed by and to the benefit of a small, powerful over-class. Slobber on all the donuts you want: corporate culture is river of cheap donuts, logo-embroidered golf shirts, etc. Wage de-stagnation, affordable housing and healthcare, etc? You might as well be a rat knawing on loose pastry for all the hope you have for that.

18

"Wage de-stagnation, affordable housing and healthcare, etc? You might as well
be a rat knawing on loose pastry for all the hope you have for that." --KGCF

Say, do you spose they've taken the Garbage out yet?
A good Manager'd make sure everyone saw that dirty deed
didn't Die till s/he did. So ... there may still be Crumbs! Sweet ones!

19

I cannot see why this is a good thing. Wasting food which your Terrible Manager TM wasn't even going to be the one eating? Come on, friend, think of your coworkers. They are the ones you screwed out of donuts.

You're kind of a jerk, dude.

22

What an anonymous coward. “Trolling” like this is for people with an unfillable misery hole.

23

@5 Exactly. Sure, be a passive aggressive child as long as it's between you and the manager.

"After days wasted on your maintenance staff inquisition..."
/This/ is what makes this person an asshole. The person got their jollies and innocent people paid the price.

24

Like they say on the street ‘’What goes around comes around”.

25

24 - I'm pretty sure that was Ratt from 'Out of the Cellar'.

26

The maintenance staff wouldn’t know, so the manager doesn’t need to go round and round with them about this.

27

I'd prefer to remain anonymous too if all I had on tap was a truly childish prank like this.

28

Just cut off the bitten part of the doughnut and get on with your life.

29

There is no way working with the "prankster" can be anything but miserable. That kind of venomous spite comes from deep within a pitiful soul.

30

Please get a print copy of The Stranger, open it to the page with this I ANON, and "accidentally" leave it next to the coffee maker.

31

And Anon did this because...? It would be nice if he at least had SOME motive, since he clearly believes everybody else at his office deserved having their free donuts despoiled.


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