STEVEN WEISSMAN

I love dogs. I LOVE dogs! They're adorable and sweet, and I will pet every dog I see. However, I am not a dog owner. I have a bunny. He is a nocturnal creature and I am a bartender, so we take our walks at 3 a.m. every day at my local park. Lately we've been terrorized by off-leash dogs. We are NOT at a dog park, people! I get it—your pup needs to roam free. But so does my baby bun. Dog parents: There are so many dog-friendly places and parks in this city. Please remember to be kind and thoughtful as you walk your little killers in public spaces. 'Cause I'll sue your ass if not.


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