Steven Weissman

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1

Imagine taking a baby to a Mariners game during a COVID surge.

2

"Me and the world’s cutest baby sat behind you the whole game."

The kid won't remember the baseball, and I hope won't pick up the bad grammar, either. Yikes!

6

@4: No, stealing a ball that was obviously meant for the baby is moronic.

7

Hi Karen - Don't bring a baby to a ball game, and your baby is only the world's cuties baby to you. Smiling at a baby at a ball game is like smiling at baby when you get on an airplane while you're thinking "Oh fuck." At least on a plane you can have some sympathy that the parents had to make the trip. Your just an ass and everyone around is thinking that. Leave your baby with someone if you want to come to a game.

8

@3 If the chances are so low, why has Covid been ravaging the team and stadium staff this season?

9

does a ten month old
know what a baseball
comin' to 'im's 'sposed
to Look like? would he've
even Caught it? kinda doubt-
ful Daddy-oh-noeses. were you well-
tissued? didja Glare. and omg he's Still there

but yeah
you shouldda
Arm-wrassled him
for it Daddy-oh no whinin'
post-whuppin' it's fucking Baseball

hope this is
Cathartic

it was
for Me.

oh and Loved the spray-on
suntan lotion with
the Swastikaed
for'head.

nice.

10

Think fast! You should have tossed the baby to the man and while he's thinking WTF! you could have caught the ball. And if the dude kept the kid, well, priorities, right? But just so's you know, any ball that hits the deck is grabber's keepers. If he would've given the little tyke the ball, cool, but that's a man bites dog story. Happens, but not something to be expected. Move on or you'll be a psycho before the kid hits high school. Off to a good start, I'd say.

11

This is one of those perfect "I, Anonymous" columns where the author sounds like they might be terrible, but the rage is still viscerally satisfying. Well done.


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