Ew. Well, at least it was in front of you, Tree, and not in front of me. I find other people's sexual activities pretty disgusting, and I don't think I'm alone in that regard. That's how "Get a room" came about, no? Something tells me those condoms wound up in Lake Washington.

Is this the most poetic "I, Anonymous" in a good long while? Definitely more interesting than a gripey (if justified) "Stop putting soiled prophylactics in public places, assholes!"

@3 - yeah...and wasn't it...like...a cesspool in the 50s and 60s? I'm thinking the willow was planted post clean-up.

@1 Yes, Ew!
And most of us would prefer our orifices not be used as dumpsters!