I've solved this problem by simply training my dog to poop on the rugs in my friend's homes where she's not wanted. Simple fix and everybody wins.

Double-Bagging!
excellent PSA!
thnx!

@3 -- but whattabout
that bag of shit? just
keep Carrying it?

or Use it to further fuel
your Murder Spree?

repubs and their feces love
what's Up with that?

@6: Dogs come from all political parties.

@7 -- with their
Healthy Regard for
Justice nearly ALL dogs're
Dems & everyone Knows this

except the Mean ones
they're all Fascists
unsurprisingly

but we (@6)* were
Chatting about the shit
that comes outta the Back end
and "republicans's" udder fascinations
smearing it wherever handy & Inconvenient

what's Up with That?
[there's an Echo in here]

*Royally as
per usual

those bags aren't compostable? But they're GREEN. That's pretty dumb, as shit is, obviously, compostable.

@11 -- nonsense
my dogs save me the
trouble and gobble it up
I do save a Bundle on Kibbles
tho they can be somewhat Gassy
during the 11-month Diarrhea Season

the Misses' nose
shorted-out ages ago

so she burns aLotta toast
which Sparky & Lulu LOVE
which also acts as a Filter for
some of the most Worst ones &
I don't even gotta Blame the Dogs.