Bahahaha. Peak capitalism here. I am so overworked i have no capacity for human connection. Also, i am so special you must customize every product for me. Nevermind the world is burning, my complaint deserves some airtime. 2023, you suck.

you should just spraypaint them

L take. Imagine being upset about colors.

Lime green, seriously?

Jeezy creezy, Anon, the internet is literally a thing you used to submit this gripe. That same tool (the internet) has a vast array of color options for vibrators. Use it. Find some products, try to find customer reviews that don't sound like they were farmed out, then roll the dice and order one.

It's like a whole new world!

if Rudi Guili ain't in prison
yet he went ahead & bought
that dildo store he mistakenly
held a press confab in front of.

seemed his Popularity
Surged when peeps started
associating his head with a dildo
a leaker perhaps but he's fixin the kinks

an if ol' Rudi doesn't have
your multi-Colored dildos
well then I'll eat my hat.

Magic Wand is beige.

Somewhere Steve Jobs is laughing in his grave.