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Dec. 7
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 7 - 13, 2006
Vol. 16, No. 13
Savage Love
Fuck My Wife, Please!
by Dan Savage
New Column!
I, Anonymous
You'll Never Teach Yoga In This Town Again
by Anonymous
Film/TV
This Week On TV
Film Shorts
Movie Times
The Jungle Book
Mel Does the Mayans
by Brendan Kiley
On Screen
'Driving Lessons,' 'The Architect,' and More
by Annie Wagner, Andrew Wright, Lindy West, Bradley Steinbacher and Megan Seling
Rough Trade
Ed Zwick's Carats and Sticks
by Michael Atkinson
Games
Not Your Father's Cold War
by Brandon Eng
Music
Setlist
Listen to Local Bands Playing in Town This Week
by Megan Seling
Underage
Matt and Kim and Mirah
by Megan Seling
Party Crasher
Santa's Got a Magic Lap
by Paul Constant
Club Directory
Poster of the Week
by Corianton Hale
Rocka Rolla
December Reign
by Hannah Levin
All Ages Action
Live DJ/Music Listings
Mix Tape
Michael Showalter Plays Music Critic
by Eric Grandy
Oscillations
Christopher Willits
by Eric Grandy
The Score
Classical, Jazz & Avant
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Up & Coming
The Shins Evolving
James Mercer's Changed Life
by Tony Ware
Unlimited Minimalism
The Emptiness That Inspires Tiny Vipers
by Christopher Hong
Time to Get Spanked
Spank Rock's Reconstructed Dance Music
by Kelly O
It Goes and Goes and Goes
Juno Reunite After Three-Year-Long Breakup
by Kurt B. Reighley
Theater
Theater Listings
All My Grandmas Are Dead
Thanks for Reminding Me, Irving Berlin
by Lindy West
We Love Everything
Charming Children, Lewd Silhouettes, and Hugs from Baby Jesus
by Brendan Kiley, Lindy West and Paul Constant
Theater News
MagicSnow®
by Brendan Kiley
Visual Art
In/Visible: A Weekly Conversation with People in Art
SOIL Goes to Miami
by Jen Graves
In Art News
The Not-Miami
by Jen Graves
Little Cuts: Dan Webb's Big Ideas In and On Sculpture
by Jen Graves
Books
Readings Listings
Blogs Do It Better
This Year's Best Music Writing Wasn't in
Rolling Stone
or
Spin
by Andy Beta
Food & Drink
Hot Chocolate City
Searching Soaked and Lonesome Seattle for a Decent Cup of Cocoa
by Sarah Mirk
The Happiest Hour
Seamonster Lounge
by Marti Jonjak
Bar Exam
The Tequila Test
by Bethany Jean Clement
Eatin' Out
Orange You Glad
by Angela Garbes
Chow Bio
Cheri Bloomquist
by Cienna Madrid
Features
Bikram Bloodbath
Into the Sweat Pit at the Washington Regional Yoga Asana Championship
by Seth Kolloen
Welcome to Dope Emporium
A Review of Hiphop '06, a Look into Hiphop '07, and the Day It All Happens
by Charles Mudede
News
In Other Neighborhoods
by Sarah Mirk
In Other News
by Stranger Staff
White City
Gentrification Threatens Minority-Owned Businesses
by Angela Valdez
Difficult Phase
Will Sound Transit Come Up Short Again?
by Erica C. Barnett
In The Hall
The Best-Laid Plans
by Erica C. Barnett
Police Beat
The Silver Napkin Ring
by Charles Mudede
Counter Intel
Couples Counseling
by Josh Feit
Extras
Savage Love Web Extra
More Advice to a 15-Year-Old Fag
Letters to the Editor
Letters
Condos on Mars
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
'Casino Royale'
by Sarah Mirk
Nelson Sings Nilsson
by David Schmader
Ted Leo & the Pharmacists
by Hannah Levin
Stellina
by Christopher Frizzelle
Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter
by Ari Spool
End of an Era
by Jen Graves
'Never Swim Alone'
by Brendan Kiley
I Love Television
Rachael Ray... GO AWAY!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Celebrity I Saw U
Poor Bunny
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Control Tower & Kink Calendar
Elimidate
by Mistress Matisse
Public Editor
The Stranger: A Critical Overview
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)