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2009
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Mar. 12
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 12 - 18, 2009
Vol. 18, No. 26
Savage Love
Comesicle
by Dan Savage
New Column!
A Final Helping of Bus Poetry
I, Anonymous
Thanks for Picking Freaky Me
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Concessions
Cinematic Titanic: MST3K Is Back from the Dead
by Lindy West
Replican't
Crossing Over
Is a Modern-Day
Blade Runner
, Except Not Good
by Charles Mudede
On Screen
Everlasting Moments
: Depressing, Swedish
by Lindy West
Beauty in Trouble
Beauty in Trouble
: Beautifully Empty
by Charles Mudede
On Screen
The Last House on the Left
: Boobies and Booby Traps
by Megan Seling
On Screen
Shuttle
: Short Bus of Terror
by Paul Constant
DVD Review
This Is the Life
by Charles Mudede
Music
Data Breaker
Minimal-Techno DJ Nikola Baytala's Heady Hedonism
by Dave Segal
Party Crasher
(Early) Saturday Morning Cartoons
by AARON PICKUS
It's a Hit
The Hold Steady, Antony, School of Seven Bells, and Wavves
by Michaelangelo Matos
Poster of the Week
by Aaron Huffman
New Column!
You Might Also Know Us By Our Fondness of Multigrain Bread
by ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
Fated to Pretend
How Zac Pennington Made Himself a Parenthetical Girl
by Eric Grandy
Stilling You Softly
Sokai Stilhed's Haunted, Uprooted Folk Fantasias
by Dave Segal
Fucking in the Streets
Ice Cream and Indie Rock
by Eric Grandy
Up & Coming
This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties
by Stranger Staff
Album Review
Handsome Furs:
Face Control
by Eric Grandy
Album Review
Cursive:
Mama, I'm Swollen
by Eric Grandy
My Philosophy
Blue Scholars and Common Market's Rescheduled Program
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Underage
Sound Off! Winners Dyno Jamz
by Casey Catherwood
Album Review
Bell Orchestre:
As Seen Through Windows
by Dave Segal
The Score
Happy Soccer Mom Ebonics!
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Theater
Theater News
The Seafarer
,
The History Boys
, and the Solo Performance Festival
by Brendan Kiley
Visual Art
In Art News
Jeffry Mitchell and Mexican Protest Prints: Free(ing) and
Truths We Forgot to Lie About
at the Helm Gallery
by Jen Graves
Books
A Fan's Notes
I Love James Morrow (and You Should, Too)
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Bar Exam
Biting the Hand That Feeds
by Bethany Jean Clement
What's Odd About Oddfellows
There's Room for Improvement at Capitol Hill's New Favorite Place
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
Mister Nelson Goes to Washington
Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Lobby for Musicians' Rights
by Sean Nelson
News
Sore Winner
Low-Income-Housing Activist John Fox Is Working Against the Interests of Low-Income People
by Erica C. Barnett
Rhythm of the Night
Woman Reports Nightclub Noise—500 Times
by Dominic Holden
War Zone
One Man's Fight to Clean Up Lake City
by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Crossword Puzzle
This Week's Puzzle
Class of '54 (Mar. 12)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Photo of the Week
Crossword Solution
Class of '54 (Mar. 12)
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Control Tower
Let's (Not) Go Crazy
by Mistress Matisse
I Love Television
Good Title, BAAAAAD Title
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Suggests
'Cut'
by Jen Graves
D.I.M., Jerry Abstract
by Dave Segal
Poster of the Week Show
by Jen Graves
Cinematic Titanic
by Lindy West
James Morrow
by Paul Constant
'Everlasting Moments'
by Lindy West
No Kids
by Eric Grandy
Murderball
by Eli Sanders
Illustrated Comment of the Week
by Greg Stump