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Dec. 14
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 14 - 20, 2006
Vol. 16, No. 14
Savage Love
Mary's Uterus
by Dan Savage
New Column!
I, Anonymous
We're Supposed To Be So Goddamn Close
Film/TV
Sufjan’s Shadow Has a Tin Voice
The Devotional Antics of Danielson Famile
by Sean Nelson
This Week On TV
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Film Shorts
Here There Be Draggin’
Stefan Fangmeier’s Boilerplate Fantasy Epic
by Andrew Wright
Movie Times
Games
Saving Princesses Since 1987
by Jacob Metcalf
On Screen
'The Pursuit of Happyness' and 'Unknown'
by Brendan Kiley and Andrew Wright
DVD
From Vashon with Love
by Annie Wagner
A Thousand Tiny Pleasures
Theater Isn't Dead, It's Onscreen
by Brendan Kiley
Talking Heads
Fern and Wilbur in 3-D
by Annie Wagner
Music
Setlist
Listen to Local Bands Playing in Town This Week
by Megan Seling
CD Reviews
by Paul Pearson, Mairead Case and Kelly O
All Ages Action
by Megan Seling
Club Directory
Poster of the Week
by Corianton Hale
The Score
Eubanks/Sundstrom
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Oscillations
Telefon Tel Aviv
by Eric Grandy
My Philosophy
Hiphop Ya Don't Stop
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Public Enemy Number One
Reconnecting with the Greatest Band America Has Ever Produced
by David Schmader
Live Music/DJ Listings
Underage
Sorry You're Having Trouble... Goodbye
by Megan Seling
Party Crasher
Somewhere Over the Reading Rainbow
by Paul Constant
Classical, Jazz, & Avant
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Up & Coming
Rocka Rolla
Redemption Songs
by Hannah Levin
Border Radio
Roots & Americana
by Kurt B. Reighley
Scary Monsters
Gay Beast Get Loud and Proud
by Eric Grandy
Built on Symbols
These Arms Are Snakes Talk Rock and Religion
by Kurt B. Reighley
Cosmic Americans
Time Traveling with Akron/Family
by Josh Blanchard
Love for the Limbless
Shorthand for Epic Aim for Amputees
by Chris Estey
Theater
Theater Listings
Christmas Brawl!
A 17-Play Slugfest for the Title of Best Christmas Show
Visual Art
The Good Binge
Seattle Goes to Miami's Art Feast and Eats It Up
by Jen Graves
Books
Readings Listings
Nightstand
Out with the Good
by Christopher Frizzelle
New In Books
'The People's Act of Love,' 'Graceland: An Interactive Pop-up Tour,' and More
by Paul Constant, Kim Hayden, Sarah Mirk and Brendan Kiley
Cormac McCarthy Drinking Game
The Best Way to Read
The Road
by Chris McCann
Food & Drink
Bar Exam
The Pink Door Turns 25
by Bethany Jean Clement
Eatin' Out
Meatin' In
by Angela Garbes
The Fifth Taste
Exploring Umami at the Lemongrass
by Thadius Van Landingham III
Chow Bio
Kaitlyn Adair
by Cienna Madrid
The Happiest Hour
Georgetown's Nine Pound Hammer
by Marti Jonjak
Features
Strangercrombie 2006
Our Annual Holiday Auction Benefiting Northwest Harvest
Strangercrombie 2006
Deals & Steals
Astoria Death Trip
Hunting psychedelic mushrooms in Astoria, Oregon, means risking the elements, arrest, and death. A tale of stupidity, history, and survival.
by Christopher Frizzelle
News
Legal Limbo
Mentally Ill Inmates Stuck in the System
by Angela Valdez
Police Beat
Gun Smoke
by Charles Mudede
Counter Intel
On Tuesday, the Rabbi Should Have Sued
by Josh Feit
Aradia's Cut and Run
Overwhelmed by Uninsured, Long-Time Seattle Women's Health Group Closes Its Doors
by Sarah Mirk
In Other News. . .
by Angela Valdez and Josh Feit
Deflating the South
Rainier Valley Comes up Short in City's Bike Plan
by Erica C. Barnett
Get the Wheels Rolling
Bold Skatepark Plan Still Lacks Funding and Sites in North Seattle
by Sarah Mirk
Extras
Savage Love Web Extra
Readers Respond to Dan's Advice to NUMB
by Dan Savage
Savage Love Web Extra
Readers Respond to FOG, Who Dumped Her Boyfriend Due to His Foot Fetish
Letters to the Editor
Letters
Some People Are Funny
Last Days
The Week In Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
'The History Boys'
by Brendan Kiley
Dope Emporium
by Charles Mudede
'A Terrible Price for Whimsy'
by Brendan Kiley
I Heart Rummage
by David Schmader
El Vez's Merry MeX-mas
by Hannah Levin
Take the Cake
by Annie Wagner
Peter Bagge & Ellen Forney
by David Schmader
'Apocalypto'
by Brendan Kiley
I Love Television
Yay Taylor, Boo Rachael!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Celebrity I Saw U
Rose-Regifter
by Adrian Ryan
Control Tower
Control Tower & Kink Calendar
Mistress of Power
by Mistress Matisse
Public Editor
Table of Contents
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)