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Print Archives
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2009
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Mar. 26
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 26 - Apr. 1, 2009
Vol. 18, No. 28
Savage Love
Deep Thought
by Dan Savage
New Column!
A Didjaknow™ Guide to Soccer
I, Anonymous
You're Not Sick, You're Lazy
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Porn!
Gay Porn Mashup Mania Continues
by Kelly O
On Screen
Tokyo Sonata
: It's
Naked Gun
Meets
American Beauty
by Paul Constant
On Screen
Silent Light
: Mennonites in Mexico
by Charles Mudede
Concessions
Speaking of Headaches
by Lindy West
On Screen
The Haunting in Connecticut
: What Not to Do
by Megan Seling
On Screen
Monsters vs. Aliens 3-D: Like Child Catnip
by EVAN STEWART
Music
Name Seattle's Funnest New Rock Night
Survey Says: Grudge Rock
by Megan Seling
The Return of the Crocodile
A Good Place to See a Show, a Great Place to Use the Bathroom
by Christopher Frizzelle
Daze of Future Past
Black Mountain Near the Summit of Their Powers
by Dave Segal
It's Tricky
The Four Innovations of a Triphop Genius
by Charles Mudede
Up & Coming
This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties
by Stranger Staff
Fucking in the Streets
Highlights from SXSW
by Eric Grandy
Album Review
Dan Deacon:
Bromst
by Dave Segal
Album Review
Obits:
I Blame You
by Grant Brissey
Album Review
The Whitefield Brothers:
In the Raw
by Dave Segal
Data Breaker
WD4D: Hiphop Multitasker
by Dave Segal
It's a Hit
New Singles From Lawrence, DJ Koze, and Horsepower Productions
by Michaelangelo Matos
Party Crasher
Boy/Girl Anachronism
by Jesse Vernon
My Philosophy
Get Your Kicks in the 206
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Poster of the Week
by Aaron Huffman
The Score
Charlatans and Destroyers of Music
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Underage
EMP Sound Off! Runner-Up Dearboy
by Casey Catherwood
New Column!
Hey Single Ladies!
Northwest Top Ten
Best Sellers at Local Independent Record Stores for the Week of March 26
Theater
The Art of Infidelity
The Meaning of the Cheating in
Closer
and
Betrayal
by Charles Mudede
Visual Art
The History of One Wall at the Henry
(This Could Be the Beginning of a Series)
by Jen Graves
Breaks in the Surface
A Review of Matt Mitros at Gallery4Culture
by Jen Graves
Books
Seek and Ye Shall Find
You Can't Read
The Girl with Brown Fur
Like It's a Normal Book
by Paul Constant
Constant Reader
Wizards vs. Vampires
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Bar Exam
Raw Oysters, Hot Staff
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Master Crab
In Search of Seattle's Best Dungeness Crab
by Brendan Kiley
The Happiest Hour
Serafina
by Marti Jonjak
Features
Young, Poor, Lucky
A Tunnel, an Elevator Shaft, and Living on the Edge
by Charles Mudede
News
Substitution Method
The Seattle Times Gives
P-I
Readers What Some Don't Want
by Eli Sanders
Dixie Land
Dixie Wilson's Lawsuit Weakens Rogue Neighborhood Group
by Dominic Holden
Shit or Get Off the Pot
The Time to Decriminalize Marijuana Is Now
by Dominic Holden
Union Never?
The
P-I
's Online Future May Be Union-Free
by Eli Sanders
No, You Shut Up
Court Upholds Woman's Right to Call her Neighbor a "Pharisee"
by Dominic Holden
In the Hall
Heating Up
by Erica C. Barnett
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
Grudge Rock: The Rock 'n' Roll Family Feud
by Megan Seling
The Half Brothers
by Brendan Kiley
Justin Bond
by David Schmader
'Sullivan's Travels'
by Paul Constant
U.S.E
by Eric Grandy
Spring Hill Spaghetti Night
by Bethany Jean Clement
Stacey Levine
by Paul Constant
'Stability'
by Jen Graves
I Love Television
The Woman's Friend
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Control Tower
Talking Dirty
by Mistress Matisse
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Crossword Solution
Laying It On Thick (Mar. 26)
Photo of the Week
Crossword Puzzle
This Week's Puzzle
Laying It On Thick (Mar. 26)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley