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Apr. 23
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 23 - 29, 2009
Vol. 18, No. 32
Savage Love
Hump! 5
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Re-jEGG-ted!
I, Anonymous
Putting the "Pro" in Prostitute
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Commie Pinko Jewfest
An Accidental Filmic Look at Alternatives to Capitalism
by Eli Sanders
On Screen
Fighting
: Root for the Underdog
by Paul Constant
On Screen
Crank 2
: Electric Nipple Clamp Boogaloo
by Paul Constant
On Screen
Examined Life
: Love and Shit
by Charles Mudede
On Screen
Earth
: Sucking the Dignity out of Animal Stories
by Lindy West
Porn!
How to Live with a Huge Penis
by Kelly O
Concessions
Baby Geniuses
by Lindy West
Music
Panic on the Streets of Belltown
Why Local Rapper Fatal Lucciauno Was Booted from the New Crocodile's First Hiphop Show
by Charles Mudede
New Column!
Reader's Choice
Yin-Yang Big Bang
Why My Bloody Valentine's Comeback Is a Huge Deal
by Dave Segal
My Philosophy
Dyme Def's New EP
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Up & Coming
This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties
by Stranger Staff
Album Review
Prefuse 73:
Everything She Touched Turned Ampexian
by Dave Segal
Album Review
Black Lips:
200 Million Thousand
by Kelly O
Album Review
Papercuts:
You Can Have What You Want
by Dave Segal
Party Crasher
Mustache Rides: 10 Cents
by K.C.
Data Breaker
Three Shades of Party Music
by Dave Segal
It's a Hit
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Easy Star All-Stars, and Diego Bernal
by Michaelangelo Matos
Poster of the Week
by Aaron Huffman
The Score
Morning-to-Night Jazz
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Underage
Dan Deacon and the OFH's Punk Rock Prom
by Casey Catherwood
Theater
True Grits
Stephen Hando Channels a Southern-Fried Barfly
by Brendan Kiley
Seurat the Dot
Sunday in the Park with George
Gets a Fresh Coat of Paint
by Brendan Kiley
Visual Art
Indian Gifts
A Bunch of Artists Dealing with the Fact of Being Born into a World That Already Exists
by Jen Graves
Books
Myths and Legends
Columbine
Isn't History
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Gabriel Claycamp's Barely Legal Meat
Seattle's Rogue Chef Goes Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire
by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
Bar Exam
Monday Night Excess
by Bethany Jean Clement
The Happiest Hour
Seven Seas Cuisine of China
by Marti Jonjak
Features
What I Learned at the Pop Conference
On Pearl Jam, '70s Trivia, and the Sex Appeal of Music Geeks
by Eric Grandy
News
Parasite Pastor
Why Is Gary Randall Really Opposing Gay Rights?
by Dominic Holden
Cycle of Justice
UW Student Turns Craigslist Against Bike Thief
by Eli Sanders
Man Behind the Curtain
What Led Child-Porn Investigators to a Seattle Children's Theatre Employee
by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
Mary Gaitskill
by Paul Constant
'Boogie Man'
by Eli Sanders
'17 Again'
by Lindy West
'2062'
by Jen Graves
'The Goonies'
by David Schmader
Foscil
by Dave Segal
My Bloody Valentine
by Dave Segal
The Last Ever Club Pop
by Eric Grandy
I Love Television
I Have Nothing to Say to You
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Control Tower
Sensation vs. Spectacle
by Mistress Matisse
Public Editor
The Stranger
: A Critical Overview
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Crossword Solution
Wrap Around (Apr. 23)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Crossword Puzzle
This Week's Puzzle
Wrap Around (Apr. 23)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Illustrated Comment of the Week
by Greg Stump