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Apr. 30
Print Edition for the week of
Apr. 30 - May. 6, 2009
Vol. 18, No. 33
Savage Love
That's Leotarded
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Re-jEGG-ted a Second Time!
I, Anonymous
Miss Me Yet?
by Anonymous
Film/TV
On Screen
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
: McConaughey's Pecs Aren't In It
by MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY'S PECS
A Fight Over Land in
Lemon Tree
by Eli Sanders
On Screen
The Soloist
: Homeless People Say the Darndest Things
by Lindy West
On Screen
Battle for Terra
3-D: Just Blow Up Already
by Lindy West
On Screen
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
: Whyyyyyyy?
by Jen Graves
Concessions
These American Chuckles
by Lindy West
Porn!
WTF! Marilyn Chambers Makes a Dog Porno?
by Kelly O
Music
Bourbon Uncontemporary Music
Bob Log III's Rhythm and Booze Explosion
by Dave Segal
Data Breaker
Spectrum's Electronic Evocations
by Dave Segal
Fucking in the Streets
Loudest Sound Forever
by Eric Grandy
My Spring Playlist
Nine Songs I Can't Stop Listening To
by Christopher Frizzelle
Up & Coming
This Week's Noteworthy Shows and Parties
by Stranger Staff
Album Review
The Monks:
Black Monk Time
and
The Early Years
by Dave Segal
Album Review
Chain and the Gang:
Down with Liberty... Up with Chains!
by Eric Grandy
Underage
Abe Vigoda at the Old Fire House
by Casey Catherwood
Poster of the Week
by Aaron Huffman
My Philosophy
The Flap About Fatal Lucciauno
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Party Crasher
Nicely Drunk
by QUINN LEWINGTON
It's a Hit
Pop Masochism
by Michaelangelo Matos
The Score
Morton Subotnick
by Christopher DeLaurenti
Theater
Everybody Is a Star
How Talent Shows Have Proved the Hoariest Clichés True Since the Dawn of Time and Will Continue to Do So After We’re All Dust
by David Schmader
Visual Art
In Art News
Perpetual Turning
by Jen Graves
An Art-Historical Exegesis
Reading Michael Jackson's Painting's Mind
by Lindy West
Books
How to Shop for Comic Books
(And Where to Get Them Free on May 2)
by Paul Constant
Constant Reader
Dance to the Music
by Paul Constant
New in Books
The Unlikely Disciple
: Undercover (and Dry Humped) at an Evangelical University
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Bar Exam
A Place Named List
by Bethany Jean Clement
We All Scream for Ice Cream
On the Expanding Empire of Local Ice-Creampreneur Molly Moon
by Megan Seling
The Happiest Hour
Cowgirls Inc
by Marti Jonjak
Features
The Stranger's 2009 Sex Survey Results
Sexy Charts! Hot Graphs! Erect Polls! A Snapshot of Everybody's Dirty Secrets!
News
Representation Without Taxation
A Carpetbagging, Tax-Evading Homophobe Chases Washington Dollars
by Dominic Holden
Sick or Swim
Is King County Ready for Pandemic Flu?
by Erica C. Barnett and Jonah Spangenthal-Lee
Preprimary Pushback
Democrats Question DelBene's Chances
by Eli Sanders
In the Hall
Theory and Practice
by Erica C. Barnett
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Suggests
Decibel Festival Fundraiser Gala
by Dave Segal
Vivian Girls, Abe Vigoda
by Eric Grandy
David Sedaris
by Paul Constant
Seattle Erotic Art Festival
by Kelly O
Sarah Waters
by Paul Constant
'Sin Nombre'
by Charles Mudede
'Caution Kid'
by Jen Graves
'Carrie'
by David Schmader
I Love Television
Poop-Can It!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Retired)
Dear Science
What's in a PhD?
by Jonathan Golob
Crossword Solution
Three in a Row (Apr. 30)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley
Crossword Puzzle
This Week's Puzzle
Three in a Row (Apr. 30)
by Brendan Emmett Quigley