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2012
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Dec. 5
Print Edition for the week of
Dec. 5 - 11, 2012
Vol. 22, No. 14
Savage Love
Poly Orientated
by Dan Savage
New Column!
The Slog vs. People Who Are So Mad They Call Us Up to Shout at Us Holiday Charity Challenge!
I, Anonymous
To the Lady on the Number 1 Bus
by Anonymous
Film/TV
VHS Gold
Found Footage Festival Returns
by Ned Lannamann
Winter Film Calendar
Everything Happening in Film This Season
by David Schmader
See Me, Feel Me, Eat Me
Apichatpong Weerasethakul's Magical New Film
by Charles Mudede
How to Make a Great Film â¨for Only $9,000
Five Frames from Zach Weintraubâs
The International Sign for Choking
by Charles Mudede
Music
Disciples of Dilla
Seattle Future-Beats Wizards Nice&AO Enter the Zone
by Dave Segal
Comfortably Gold
A Botched Interview with King Tuff
by Emily Nokes
Future's Crying Robots
The Life, Death, and Resurrection of Auto-Tune
by Mike Ramos
Up & Coming
Lose your fatherlandâs canon every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
What's Crappening?
News, Reviews, and Canada
by Zuzu's Petals
Underage
Cass McCombs, John Cale, and King Tuff
by Jackson Hathorn
My Philosophy
Moor Gang Release Bonanza, Gift Uh Gab, Nacho Picasso
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Data Breaker
Jel, FreQ Nasty, Autoerotique, Panabrite, Widesky, Early Atoms
by Dave Segal
Moon Duo's Dance and Doom
by Trent Moorman
The Homosexual Agenda
If Ain't Baroque, Fix It
by Adrian Ryan
Poster of the Week
Poster for Nouela at Chop Suey
by Aaron Huffman
Nobody Has a Neutral Reaction
A Late-Night Performance of
Pierrot Lunaire
in Benaroya's Lobby
by Jen Graves
Winter Classical Calendar
Everything Happening in Classical Music and Opera This Season
by Jen Graves
Some of That Jazz
What I'm Most Looking Forward to This Season
by Charles Mudede
Theater
Cienna's Christmas Corner
Ham for the Holidays:
One of the Year's Best Comedies
by Cienna Madrid
Splendor in the Clutter
Kyle Loven's Artifact Puppetry and a New Play About Hoarding
by Brendan Kiley
The Lineup
Interviews with Three Working Artists, Two Philanthropists, and One Person Who's a Little Bit of Both
by Brendan Kiley
Winter Performance Calendar
Everything Happening in Theater and Dance This Season
by Brendan Kiley
The Opera, Elvis, and That Which Changes Everything
In art, as in life, love doesn't pay the bills.
by Rebecca Brown
Now You Can Die Happy, Charles Norris
A Morbid Quarterly Column of Unbridled Praise
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of Dec 5
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
The (Almost) Forgotten Giantess
Has Patty Grazini Built the Best Pop-Up Book in the World?
by Jen Graves
Winter Art Calendar
Everything Happening in Art This Season
by Jen Graves
Buy Art!
If You Have Never Bought a Piece of Original Art, You Are Doing Life Wrong
by Jen Graves
Loose Lips
From Bad Santas to Rape Jokes, with Stops at Layoffs and Fights with Landlords
by Bad Santa
No Respect
The Embarrassing Portraits of the Past
by Jen Graves
Things You Could Buy Right Now
by Jen Graves
Critics and Prices
by Jen Graves
Anatomy of a Building
by Charles Mudede
Books
Finely Crafted Multitudes
The Exuberant Overabundance of C. E. Putnam
by Paul Constant
How Much Do Novelists Make?
Jonathan Evison Opens His Wallet
by Paul Constant
Achtung Baby
Karen Osborn Writes a Better Ian McEwan Novel Than Ian McEwan
by Paul Constant
Winter Readings Calendar
Everything Happening in Readings and Lectures This Season
by Paul Constant
Gingrich
by John Englehardt
Sinsemilla
by Belle Randall
Food & Drink
Happiest Hour
Wann Japanese Izakaya
by Marti Jonjak
Chow Bio
Balloon Ride at Tippe and Drague Alehouse
by Sarah Galvin
Joule Is a Jewel
Prepare the Hyperbole for the New Location of a Wallingford Favorite
by Bethany Jean Clement
Two Fireplaces You Wish You Were Sitting in Front of Right Now
by Bethany Jean Clement
Now Closed
Recent Restaurant RIPs
by Bethany Jean Clement and Tobias Coughlin-Bogue
Features
Ed Murray Wants to Be Seattle's First Gay Mayor
The Man Behind Marriage Equality Sets His Sights on City Hall
by Dominic Holden
News
Condom Clash
Health Workers Fight Over a Magic Little Pill That Could Prevent HIV Infection
by Cienna Madrid
The End of Partisanship
Could Democratic Hegemony Give Local Pundits the Partisan-Free Politics They've Always Craved?
by Goldy
Our Aging City Hall
Comparing Seattle City Council Members to the Residents They Represent
by Cienna Madrid
Sources Say
East of the Cascades, They Call This News âHorseshit Propagandaâ
by Some Liberal Douchebag
Fiction
Goetz, Goetz, Bernie Goetz
by Sherman Alexie
Worn Out
Dick McMillan: Tuxedo Man
by Marti Jonjak
Suggests
The Soft Moon
by Dave Segal
âThe Hobbitâ
by Cienna Madrid
Phil Klineâs âUnsilent Nightâ
by Jen Graves
âHoly Motorsâ
by David Schmader
Louis CK
by David Schmader
Square Knotâs Turkey Sandwich
by Bethany Jean Clement
âHomo for the Holidaysâ
by Brendan Kiley
âFiddler on the Roofâ Sing-Along
by David Schmader
Max Kraushaar and Graham Downing
by Jen Graves
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by Elliot Schrage, Vice President, Communications, Public Policy and Marketing at Facebook
I Love Television
A Very Doomsday Christmas
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 320
by Dan Savage
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Welcome, Gay Marriage!
A Divorced Straight Manâs Guide to Gay Marriage
Congratulations on Destroying Traditional MarriageâNow Here Are Some Things You Need to Know
by Goldy
Donât Do It Like They Did
A Very Brief History of Very Bad Straight Marriages
by Charles Mudede
How to Get Married This Week
Weddings & Parties