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Jan. 2
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 2 - 8, 2013
Vol. 22, No. 18
Savage Love
University of Wisconsin-Madison
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Lady Crystal’s Predictions for 2013
I, Anonymous
Yr NPO Sux
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Neither Here Nor There, but Brilliant
I Regret Not Paying Timely Attention to Megan Griffiths's 2011 Film
The Off Hours
by David Schmader
Music
Let It Out
Well, That Year Sucked: Seattle Music Folks Get 2012 Off Their Chests
by Musicians, Radio DJs, and Bookers
Up & Coming
The sleepiest music week all year!
by Stranger Staff
Underage
Regrets
by Jackson Hathorn
Data Breaker
All the 2012 Regrets That Are Fit to Print
by Dave Segal
My Philosophy
Regret's a Motherfucker
by Larry Mizell Jr.
The Homosexual Agenda
Merry Regretsing!
by Adrian Ryan
Sound Check
Trent Moorman Regrets Telling a Nun to Suck His Balls
by Trent Moorman
Never Heard of 'Em: Regrets
by Anna Minard
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of Jan 2
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
A Year of Tears, Fears, and Icelandic Men We Didn't Bang
Seattle Writers, Artists, Curators, Performers, Designers, and Comedians on Their 2012 Regrets
Food & Drink
Shots of Fireball, Padma Lakshmi, and GMOs
Kitchen Confessions: The Year 2012 in All Its Regrettable Splendor
by Seattle Chefs, Restaurateurs, Barkeeps, Cheese Ladies, Etc.
News
What They Really Think of Us
Subjects of
The Stranger
's News Coverage Regret the Things We've Said About Them
by Richard Conlin, Lisa Dank, James Robert Deal, Nick Hanauer, Christian Sinderman, Sheriff John Urquhart and Sergeant Sean Whitcomb
Last Days
Last Months
My Best of Last Days 2012
by Charles Mudede
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 324
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
Resolution Solutions!
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by A. Birch Steen, Stranger Public Editor and OSHA Board of Governors Member (Deceased)
Suggests
Inauguration Day Viewing Party
by Paul Constant
The Spits
by Emily Nokes
‘Love and Death’
by David Schmader
Richard Rezac, Eric Elliott
by Jen Graves
‘The Law in These Parts’
by Goldy
‘Miami Connection’
by Kelly O
David Wagoner
by Paul Constant
‘The Tin Drum’: Director’s Cut
by Goldy
Andy Stott
by Dave Segal
Fiction
Helen, Saint of Piety
by Sherman Alexie
Regrets
We Regret These Errors
by Stranger Staff
I Regret Republicans Giving Me a Bad Name
by Rape
I Regret That Señor Romney Lost the Election
by Ricardo Ortiz, Car Elevator Operator, Romney Compound, La Jolla, California
I Regret Not Taking Out Lance Armstrong
by Cancer
I Regret What's Happening to This City
by The Funhouse