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Jan. 9
Print Edition for the week of
Jan. 9 - 15, 2013
Vol. 22, No. 19
Savage Love
Gay Panic Attack
by Dan Savage
New Column!
My Nipples: Rate 'Em!
by Channing Tatum
Film/TV
Gangster Squad
: Lovingly Smothered in Clichés
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Rust and Bone
: Killer Whales and Legless Sex
by Charles Mudede
Zero Dark Thirty
: Like
Where's Waldo?
, but with Osama bin Laden!
by Erik Henriksen
Art House
Holy Motors
: The Surprising Erection in a Great Movie
by Charles Mudede
I, Anonymous
Puff Puff Pass
by Anonymous
Music
Lady Gaga
On Ferns, Fear, and Her Singing Toothbrush
by Trent Moorman
Up & Coming
Lose your drone-based minimalism every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Where Have Pleasureboaters Been?
Having Babies, Making Sausage, and Flying Around the World
by Megan Seling
The What Is It Now? Game
Match What the Location Once Was with What It Has Become!
My Philosophy
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, BSBD, Skull & Bones, Kung Foo Grip
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Data Breaker
J.Phlip, Judge Jules, Dil Withers, Nice Nate, DJAO, Pezzner
by Dave Segal
The Homosexual Agenda
Bacon Strip Divorces Re-bar, Moves to Chop Suey
by Adrian Ryan
Poster of the Week
Poster by Dax Anderson
by Aaron Huffman
Underage
Heartland Benefit Show and Unstoppable Death Machines
by Brittnie Fuller
Theater
Enjoy the Silence
I Can Find Almost Nothing Wrong with Seattle Shakespeare Company's
A Doll's House
by Charles Mudede
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of Jan 9
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
How to Say No and What Art Has to Do with It
You Have a Week Left to Figure Out What Makes You Uncomfortable in
Elles
at SAM
by Jen Graves
Books
A Puzzle of Mismatched Pieces
PageBoy
Shows All the Other Literary Magazines How It's Done
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Little Things
The Transformation of a Capitol Hill Gem
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
Stop the Coal Trains
Everybody knows that coal trains are bad for our health, our economy, and our planet. So how do we stop them?
by Cienna Madrid
News
Mike McGinn Is Running for Reelection
The Mayor Who Has Bucked Conventional Wisdom Before Says He Can Do It Again
by Dominic Holden
Buying Back Guns
Seattle and King County Announce Buyback and Free Trigger Locks
by Goldy
Sources Say
Small Talk for Shared Urinal Cakes
by Bronson Pelletier
I Love Television
Fact: Everything Can Be Improved with Donkeys
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 325
by Dan Savage
Suggests
‘Hannah Arendt’
by Charles Mudede
Udon at Hana
by Dominic Holden
‘A Doll’s House’
by Charles Mudede
Lesley Hazleton
by Paul Constant
I Hate Karaoke
by David Schmader
Onn/Of Festival
by Jen Graves
‘The Godfather: Part II’
by David Schmader
Fiction
CPR
by Sherman Alexie