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Mar. 6
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 6 - 12, 2013
Vol. 22, No. 27
Savage Love
Lockup
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Do You Have What It Takes to Be Pope?
Film/TV
Greedy Lying Bastards
: Meet the Well-Dressed Destroyers of the Earth
by Brendan Kiley
The Brainy Rebellion
Black American Filmmakers of LA
by Charles Mudede
Oz the Great and Powerful
: Franco Good, Elfman Bad
by Paul Constant
Lore
: The Nightmare Version of
The Sound of Music
by Bethany Jean Clement
Drew Christie Draws Guns
The animator who's made films about drones, plagiarism, and talking whales turns his sights on guns. Guns, guns, guns.
by Charles Mudede
Visual Parades for a Post I-502 City
Collide-O-Scope's Sampledelic Cinema
by David Schmader
Spring Film Calendar
Everything Happening in Film This Season
by David Schmader
I, Anonymous
Learn How to Season Something Before You Throw Microgreens and Fennel Pollen on Everything
by Anonymous
Music
Trust the Naturebot
Pleasure Boat Records' Bonkers World of Electronic Music
by Dave Segal
In Through the Out Door
Led Zeppelin Drummer John Bonham Comes Clean
by Trent Moorman
Up & Coming
Lose your instincts for sonorous tone clusters every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Never Heard of 'Em
Aphex Twin
by Anna Minard
What's Crappening?
News, Reviews, and Cruise
by Justin Bieber's Awful Pants
My Philosophy
Nacho Picasso, Sir Michael Rocks, Vince Staples, Wax
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Data Breaker
Hanssen, J.Alvarez, Emancipator, Odesza, Trust, ERAAS
by Dave Segal
The Homosexual Agenda
Moore Morrissey,
Showgirls
Number Two
by Adrian Ryan
Underage
Heartland Boogie-Oogie Get-Down, Daniel Bachman, Rad Rains at Magma Festival
by Brittnie Fuller
Spring Classical Calendar
Everything Happening in Classical Music and Opera This Season
by Jen Graves
Some of That Jazz
What I'm Most Looking Forward to This Season
by Charles Mudede
Theater
Paradise Costs
Romance, Razors, and Pistols in an Indoor Forest
by Brendan Kiley
Bodies Can Shine
KT Niehoff's New Dance Films Defy Winter
by Melody Datz Hansen
A Theater Collective That Would Rather Fail Than Do What Everyone Else Is Doing
The Satori Group Looks Best When They Make Things Hard on Themselves
by Brendan Kiley
The Lineup
Interviews with a Sculpter, a Violinist, a Corpse Expert, a Choreographer, a Dancer, and a Clarinetist
Spring Performance Calendar
Everything Happening in Theater and Dance This Season
by Brendan Kiley and Kaytlin McIntyre
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of March 6
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Chinese Treasures Shipped Out of Tacoma
A Museum, a Family, a Horrific History, and a Fight Right Now
by Jen Graves
Spring Art Calendar
Everything Happening in Art This Season
by Jen Graves
Anatomy of a Painting
A Guided Tour of Wright of Derby’s
Two Girls Dressing a Kitten by Candlelight
by Jen Graves
Books
Candy Whistle-Blowers
Salt Sugar Fat
Will Change the Way You Think About Junk Food
by Paul Constant
JFK vs Predator*
Short Fiction
by Stacey Levine
Nursery Rhymes for the Middle-Aged
Paul Muldoon and the Question of the Lyric
by Cate McGehee
The Odd Girls of Paris
And by "Odd Girls," I Mean Lesbians—Gertrude Stein, Sylvia Beach, the Weirdos at Shakespeare and Company, Me...
by Rebecca Brown
Spring Readings Calendar
Everything Happening in Readings and Lectures This Season
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Shanik Is Not Vij's
Will This Matter to Your Mouth?
by Bethany Jean Clement
Now Open
New Places for Stuffing Faces
by Bethany Jean Clement and Kim Fu
Features
The Madam Who Turned to Stone
Did Mother Damnable—aka Mary Ann Boyer, Seattle's original hard-ass—really turn to stone after her death in 1873?
by Bess Lovejoy
News
The Good, the Bad, and the Fucking Nuts
Bills in Olympia That Actually Have Traction This Year
by Goldy, Dominic Holden, Cienna Madrid and Anna Minard
Learn How to Sell Pot
School Teaches You How to Make Money with a Marijuana Business
by Cienna Madrid
Some Balls Under Those Robes
The Supreme Court Ends Our State's Unconstitutional Nightmare
by Goldy
Let Cops Use Pot After Work
Petition Seeks to Allow Seattle Police to Partake in Marijuana
by Ben Livingston
Fiction
Profile
by Sherman Alexie
I Love Television
A Brief History of Justin Timberlake (SQUEEEE!)
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 333
by Dan Savage
Suggests
Ark Lodge Cinemas
by Paul Constant
‘Chamber Music’
by Jen Graves
Chelsea Light Moving
by Dave Segal
Cheap Beer & Prose
by Paul Constant
‘Cemetery Man’
by Paul Constant
King-Snohomish Regional Spelling Bee
by David Schmader
Kingdom Crumbs
by Charles Mudede
Park Public House
by Anna Minard
Editor's Note
A Note from the Editor About the March 6, 2013, Issue
by Christopher Frizzelle