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Mar. 20
Print Edition for the week of
Mar. 20 - 26, 2013
Vol. 22, No. 29
Savage Love
Gerbils? Again?
by Dan Savage
New Column!
Meet Your New Favorite Column: Wedding Crasher!
I, Anonymous
Thanks for the Unwarranted, Unasked-For Male Power
by Anonymous
Film/TV
Spring Breakers
: It Says a Lot About You
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Art House
The Men of Dodge City
: The Northwest Projects Its Fantasy Onto Detroit
by Charles Mudede
The Waiting Room
: 24 Hours in a Hospital at the Vanguard of Hell
by Dominic Holden
The We and the I
: Michel Gondry's Brilliantly Mixed-Up Kids
by Charles Mudede
Ginger & Rosa
: Sally Potter’s Flawlessly Executed Melodrama
by Jen Graves
Music
Shock Value
Iceage’s Alarming Imagery
by Mike Ramos
Up & Coming
Seven-minute songs about mummies every night this week!
by Stranger Staff
Invisible Rhythms
Talking with Doug Aitken, Creator of
MIRROR
by Trent Moorman
What's Crappening?
News, Reviews, and Booze
by Get Well, Weezy
My Philosophy
Hoodie Allen, THEESatisfaction, French Montana
by Larry Mizell Jr.
Data Breaker
Jeff Samuel, Darshan Jesrani, Magma Fest, Marielle Jakobsons
by Dave Segal
Underage
Big Goth Night Out, Thee Samedi, Thrones
by Brittnie Fuller
The Homosexual Agenda
JD Samson Celebrates a Pervy Old Hole, Bacon Strip Moves Again?
by Adrian Ryan
Poster of the Week
Poster for THEESatisfaction
by Aaron Huffman
Theater
Approaching Heaven
Four Modern Masterpieces at Pacific Northwest Ballet
by Melody Datz Hansen
Free Will Astrology
For the Week of March 20
by Rob Brezsny
Visual Art
Loose Lips
Arts Gossip
by A Not-Orange
Interlocking Objects
The Belly People, the Heap of Kittens, and the Death Shrouds
by Jen Graves
Books
Rite of Spring
With APRIL, Seattle Gets the Quality Book Festival It Deserves
by Paul Constant
Food & Drink
Drinkiing with Charlse Mudede
Loud Laughter That Hurts the Ears
by Charles Mudede
Happiest Hour
The Tin Lizzie Lounge
by Marti Jonjak
Sweet and Sour
Unmet Expectations at Fremont's New Agrodolce
by Bethany Jean Clement
Features
My Hope for the Pope
A Super-Feminist, Gay, Lefty Catholic’s Cautious Optimism About Pope Francis
by Rebecca Brown
The Message on Aurora
Grrrl Army's Latest Mural Kicks Open a Conversation on Prostitution
by Jen Graves
News
McGinn Sticks It in Burgess's Hole
Political Skirmish Over Potholes Promises a Helluva Fun Mayoral Race
by Goldy
Pot Entrepreneurs Rush to Washington State
Don't Call Them "Okies," Call Them "Tokies"
by Ben Livingston
The Kids Are... Just Fine
Is Legalization Actually Driving More Kids to Use Pot?
by Dominic Holden
A Weak Drone Law?
Not Everyone Is Satisfied with the Council's New Restrictions
by Cienna Madrid
Eyman Campaign Under Investigation
State Investigates Campaign for Flagrantly Violating Disclosure Laws
by Goldy
Sources Say
News and Gossip and Other Faggoty Shit That God Hates
by Michelle Shocked
Last Days
The Week in Review
by David Schmader
Podcasts
Savage Love Episode 335
by Dan Savage
I Love Television
I Love TV
The Americans
Gives Humpy a Commie Boner
by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Public Editor
A Critical Overview of
The Stranger
by Cardinal Peter Kodwo 
Appiah Turkson, Ghanaian Cardinal of the 
Roman Catholic Church
Suggests
Plate of Nations
by Bethany Jean Clement
Ann & Nancy Wilson
by David Schmader
Seattle Edible Book Festival
by Paul Constant
David Byrd
by Jen Graves
Young Jean Lee
by Brendan Kiley
Spiritualized
by Dave Segal
‘Room 237’
by Paul Constant
Sister Spit
by David Schmader
Worn Out
The Dowsing
: Dickeys and Fabergé
by Marti Jonjak
Fiction
Commute
by Sherman Alexie